getting a boyfriend looks easier in movies
I want this so badly
well u gotta meet a college guy workin part time waitin tables
Women shouldn’t be valued because we are strong, or kick-ass, but because we are people. So don’t focus on writing characters who are strong. Write characters who are people.
Disney Princess edition
this is perfect
Sometimes I am two people. Johnny is the nice one. Cash causes all the trouble. They fight.
- Johnny Cash
and it’s amazing
but wait there’s more
omg and then
"Why, is your nose bigger than your dick?" OMFG so good!
there’s nothing scarier than the split second where you lose your balance in the shower and think “oh god they’re going to find me naked”
|—||Oscar Wilde (via deteled)|